In a spectacle of administrative dexterity, NASA has proudly unveiled a crew for a lunar mission that strictly avoids the Moon, presumably to keep the dust off their boots. Meanwhile, the prediction markets are finally asking users to declare their day jobs to prevent insider trading, a novel concept that our political leaders might consider adopting. Back on Earth, we’re heating up faster than a cheating spread-better as El Niño kicks in, whilst an AI deemed ‘too dangerous’ has been promptly released to the public—because if we can’t have safety, we can at least have chaos. It’s a fine day to be a Great White shark in the Mediterranean, however, as even the oceans are quietly fixing themselves while we muck about in orbit.
NASA names Artemis III crew for lunar orbit
AI regulation struggles with deepfakes and safety
Climate patterns shift as ecosystems recover
Loving Future Garage Vocal Harmony
🎵 (s)Hit of the Day 🎵
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[Verse 1]
They named the crew for Artemis today
Four smiling faces, priced to proudly display
But don't expect them to touch down on the gray
We're saving that for twenty-twenty-eight, they say
Just orbit round the dust we left behind
The boldest step is strictly in the mind
[Chorus]
We're orbiting the point, my darling
Circling the truth up there
Testing every system twice
Pretending that we care
The Moon is just a concept now
A PowerPoint design
We're orbiting the point, my love
And everything is fine
[Verse 2]
The ISS has guests who can't come home
A Russian leak has left them free to roam
Through empty tunnels, testing life-support
While bureaucrats file their report
No danger here, just modern space bureaucracy
A floating monument to hesitancy
[Electric Piano Solo]
[Chorus]
We're orbiting the point, my darling
Circling the truth up there
Testing every system twice
Pretending that we care
The Moon is just a concept now
A PowerPoint design
We're orbiting the point, my love
And everything is fine
[Bridge]
Down on Earth, the chaos carries on
Kalshi wants to know where you are employed
Insider trading's wrong unless you're big
Then you can dance a perfectly legal jig
The governor's deepfake is selling lies
While Farage clutches pearls and acts surprised
Claude Fable 5 was far too strong for them
So naturally, they shared it with the world instead
[Vocal Harmony Breakdown]
Nature finds a way to carry on
Mangroves rising where the water's warm
A Great White swimming through the Mediterranean blue
Proving there are things that humans cannot do
[Chorus]
We're orbiting the point, my darling
Circling the truth up there
Testing every system twice
Pretending that we care
The Moon is just a concept now
A PowerPoint design
We're orbiting the point, my love
And everything is fine
[Outro]
And everything is fine
And everything is fine
We're orbiting the point
[Spoken] Trust the process
And everything is fine