In a city that never sleeps but constantly complains, the NYPD has rather conveniently blamed a former President for scuppering the Knicks' watch party, whilst MSG officials cry foul with all the grace of a rejected suitor. It seems the only thing more inflated than the security perimeter is the ticket pricing, leaving Josh Hart to declare the cost 'ridiculous'—a sentiment surely shared by anyone foolish enough to check their bank balance this morning. Elsewhere, the world continues its merry dance towards destruction with airstrikes in Beirut and a lawsuit attempting to halt a presidential birthday brawl at the White House. Yet fear not, for whilst geopolitical tensions simmer, California has heroically defended the right of a charity to broadcast that infernal jingle, proving that true auditory torture knows no legal bounds.
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🎵 (s)Hit of the Day 🎵
Version 1
Version 2
📜 Lyrics 📜
[Verse 1]
[Whispered] Close your eyes now, baby
Let me tell you 'bout the streets
Where the blue lights flash for safety
And the VIP retreats
They shut the screens down at the Plaza
Left the fans out in the rain
Just to clear a path for power
And a birthday's dull refrain
[Chorus]
But it costs too much to love you
It costs too much to care
When a ticket to the finals
Means you're gasping for air
Yeah, the price of adoration
Is a bruise upon the skin
So let's watch the fights at the White House
Where the real blood lets us in
[Verse 2]
Josh Hart says it's ridiculous
But honey, that's just business
When the working man's devotion
Is a currency of distress
Up in Beirut, the shadows fall
On secrets in the stone
While a jingle on the radio
Chews flesh right to the bone
[Bridge]
[Pedal Steel Guitar Solo]
Eleven thousand bottles gone
In Philadelphia town
And Mayim's fighting sickness
Just to keep her figure down
The ear-worm keeps on crawling
Through the California heat
While the U.F.C. brings violence
To the President's elite seat
[Chorus]
It costs too much to hold you
It costs too much to see
When the principal of liberty
Is sold for a small fee
Yeah, the price of celebration
Is a boot upon the neck
So let's watch the war at the White House
And write the final cheque
[Outro]
[Moaned] Priced out... priced out...
Just breathe it in... just breathe...
[Glitchy Guitar Fade]