David Lammy found his backbone long enough to tell JD Vance that blaming a murder on migrants was factually cobblers, whilst Keir Starmer circled the wagons against Andy Burnham's looming shadow. The Defence Investment Plan is fashionably late, the NHS has a new royal via Peter Phillips, and Kismet Kebabs were fined £500k for selling lamb that was essentially scrotum and wishful thinking. Still, at least the wealthy can avoid tax by planting trees over butterflies, and Elon Musk can seek a $1.77tn valuation for companies that may one day actually turn a profit.
Lammy Rebukes Vance Over Migrant Claims
Starmer Defends Leadership Amid Burnham Speculation
AI Boom Valuations and Tax Shelter Woodlands
Sexual Neo-Saigon Industrial Glow
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[Verse 1]
Baby, come closer, let me whisper facts
JD's spinning fictions, that's his sharp attack
Linking a tragedy to boats on the shore
But David says darling, that's not the law
He's got it all wrong, it's a passionate lie
A mass invasion, a tear in the eye
But the truth is a cold shower, honey, it's wrong
So turn up the beat and let's dance all night long
[Chorus]
It's lamb skin logic, selling fat for the meat
A kebab in Swansea, a bitter deceit
Fined half a million for what's in the bun
Baby, that's politics, having their fun
It's lamb skin logic, do you feel the heat?
The rich hide in woodlands, the butterfly's beat
We're chewing on gristle, we're swallowing lies
While money multiplies right before our eyes
[Verse 2]
Keir's getting hard now, he's drawing the line
Andy from Manchester, wasting his time
No challenge is coming, the position is set
With a stare cold as steel and a cold, dripping sweat
Defence is delayed now, the plan's in a mess
Our credibility's gone, I must confess
The NATO summit is waiting for us
But we're limp on the trigger, lacking the trust
[Bridge]
[Dan Tranh Zither Solo with metallic distortion]
SpaceX soaring to valleys unknown
Open AI on a digital throne
Valuations like planets, they're seeking the sky
No profit in sight, but the money won't die
It's a boom without product, a feverish dream
A beautifully crafted, systemic scheme
And Peter found love with a nurse from the N.H.S.
While Spielberg's Disclosure brings Hollywood's best
But the rain's coming down now, forget the heatwave
Just close your eyes tight and learn to behave
[Chorus]
It's lamb skin logic, selling fat for the meat
A kebab in Swansea, a bitter deceit
Fined half a million for what's in the bun
Baby, that's politics, having their fun
It's lamb skin logic, do you feel the heat?
The rich hide in woodlands, the butterfly's beat
We're chewing on gristle, we're swallowing lies
While money multiplies right before our eyes
[Outro]
Skin and fat, baby, that's what we get
Skin and fat, darling, don't you forget
The butterfly dies for a tax shelter dream
It's all just a beautiful, industrial scheme
[Whispered] Lamb skin logic... mmm...