In a world where Khloe Kardashian is the voice of reason on criminal investigations and the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool gets a thirteen-million-dollar blue makeover, one really ought to question the trajectory of human civilisation. The Border Patrol chief has resigned, presumably to spend more time with his family away from the chaos, whilst the Vice President visits Maine to explain that taking away healthcare is actually the only way to find the 'fraud'. Still, at least the Sedin twins are running the Canucks now—because if there is one thing that fixes a mess, it is doubling the management and hoping they can skate their way out of it.
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[Verse 1]
Thirteen million for a swimming pool
A patriotic shade of federal blue
No bids required, no questions asked
A bargain price for the mirrors and the glass
The water reflects the perfect sky
While budgets bleed and the numbers lie
A monument painted in pixelated haze
The slowest crash in the slowest days
[Pre-Chorus]
The exits swing like a gallows door
One thousand staff can't take no more
The Border Chief has left the stage
Another actor in the burning cage
[Chorus]
Blue water rising in the reflecting pool
Red ink drowning every golden rule
They break it and fix it and break it again
Then sell you the cure for the wound they're in
Two-point-four million reasons to smile
While the water rises inch by inch by inch
[Verse 2]
A father drives with a bullet in his head
Through amber lights and the walking dead
A drive-thru meal and a drive-thru shot
The American dream in a parking lot
A hundred days and a Kardashian speaks
Justice arrives through the lens she seeks
Mind-blowing tales from the Hollywood hills
Where silence is currency and conscience kills
[Pre-Chorus]
Canucks install the twins in charge
Two heads沉one body, the deck is large
The previous occupants shown the door
A management shuffle on a fractured floor
[Chorus]
Blue water rising in the reflecting pool
Red ink drowning every golden rule
They break it and fix it and break it again
Then sell you the cure for the wound they're in
Two-point-four million reasons to smile
While the water rises inch by inch by inch
[Bridge]
[Guttural Growl] Vice President cuts with a surgeon's skill
Blames the opposition for the bitter pill
'We'll save you,' cry the men with knives
From the disaster of their own design
[L.S.U.] burns the bridge to ground
Another coach, another merry-go-round
The wrestlers dance in their theatre of pain
While the hard drive glitches again and again
[Guitar Solo - Eight-string with tape deceleration]
[Breakdown]
The pool gets painted
The pool gets painted
The pool gets painted blue
[Pitch-shifted] At twice the cost
At twice the cost
[Final Chorus]
Blue water rising in the reflecting pool
Red ink drowning every golden rule
They break it and fix it and break it again
Then sell you the cure for the wound they're in
Two-point-four million reasons to smile
While the water rises inch by inch by inch
[Outro]
Inch by inch
Blue water
Red ink
The system crashes slow
[Spoken] Very slow